Wednesday, May 10, 2006

GoggleMobile Drive Modes

Overview

The GoggleMobile is a stock Permobil Street Corpus retro fitted with the latest technologies known to man. The standard frame tubing, tires and other solids of the Permobil Street Corpus has been replaced with aerogel technology and is loaded with an infinite number of programmable modes for driving, combat, stealth, flight, and other classified gadgetry.


Normal - Drives like a normal wheelchair at the documented 10km per hour.

Tank - Once engaged in Tank Mode, the GoggleMobile extends a tank tread unto it’s’ under belly giving it the same capabilities of the M2 Bradley Tank.

Hydrofoil - With Hydrofoil drive mode, GoggleQuad can hover over and move threw water as the GoggleMobile converts into a hi-tech hovercraft.


Plasma (AKA GoggleDrive) - This mode propels GoggleQuad to speeds from zero to above mach 16. In other words, at top speed bugs get permanently infused into ones teeth.


Fusion Rocket - This mode basically just sucks GoggleQuad’s cheeks behind his ears. We’ll try to get some pictures of GoggleQuad in this mode, although, at these speeds he’s just a blur.


Experimental - You don’t want to know! Beside, its top secret!!!

7 comments:

The Old Ancient Mariner said...

WOW! Is there no end to the abilities of the Goggle Mobile? I bet you need a SECRET clearance from the DOD just to look at one! I can hardly wait to hear about your Hydrofoil episodes! I guess you change from your street goggles to scuba diving goggles in case you go under the water!

Dependency Dan said...

Hey Goggle Head! What does the top button do? Is it your ice cream bell? Ha!

Surely Sue Steppingsteps said...

WOW! You certainly have an advanced model of a wheelchair. It makes me weak in the knees just thinking about you in your chair. I believe I may be falling for you. Do you have a main squeeze or are you free?

Dependency Dan said...

Hey Shirley! Ha! Knock off the romantic talk!! You make me sick! The only falling you are doing is over your big feet!
Now if you are looking for someone, check out yours truly! I'm always looking for someone new. How old are you Toots?

Surely Sue Steppingsteps said...

Mr Dan. There is no way I would be interested in a person with your rotten attitude! You are disgusting! I believe someone must have dropped you on your head when you were a baby!
And please stop calling me Shirley!!

Dependency Dan said...

Ms. Steppingstops, Stoppingsteps, or whatever your dumb name is, I am truly sorry for the way you feel about me but that's life!! Love me or leave me!!!!

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