Monday, May 29, 2006

Demanding Side-kick Wishes All A Happy Memorial Day

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!!




Here we find our Demanding Side-kick getting patriotic for Memorial Day! Well, either that or she's trying to be PETsMarts new mascot.









"Go have a Bud, Spud, the Queen is taking over..."












"Make sure you remember and support our, past, present, and future military troops!!! or you'll be dealing with these toothers"









Demanding Side-kick gives ALL that served and are serving a GREAT BIG HIGH FIVE SOLUTE!!!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

GoggleQuad Relaxing in the Lair of Quadritude

Many of you have been asking with GoggleQuad being a Super Hero and all, doing what he do's, what in the world does he do to relax? Well, GoggleQuad relaxes like most everybody else and that is with a nice hot bath!

We were very lucky to get this rare photo of GoggleQuad relaxing in the Lair of Quadritude!





"Bubbles, I need Bubbles!!!"

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Chief Nothingness Introduces Himself as Narrator

For those of you who have been emailing GoggleQuad and asking why he keeps referring to himself in the third person, the truth of the matter, is that I Chief Nothingness have been volunteering as the narrator and serve on the Council Of Common Sense (COCS), while our friend GoggleQuad does what he does.

GoggleQuad finally got down from the Temple of Wood and has set me up with administrator permissions which no longer requires me to be posting through his account.

Without further a do, it’s a pleasure to meet you!



Um hin maatsiwa?

Orioles vs. Athletics – Week 3 in Challenger Baseball

For those that have been following along and have not pieced all the mysteries together, GoggleQuad has been learning the ropes of assistant coaching in Challenger Baseball. This week he learned not to take phone calls between innings or be prepared for ridicule, flying tomatoes, or what else is not anchored down. It’s a good thing he had his goggles on.

It’s Baseball not a telemarketing seminar, so, I guess he got what was coming to him!!!

It was GoggleQuad’s hopes to get some live updates out during the games this year, however, this is Baseball and there is no time. He will try to get live posts when possible and will continue posting highlights of the games, however, until ESPN starts covering the games, he recommends peeling your butt of the couch, washing the cheese ball stains off your fingers, and coming out to the games on Sunday afternoon (Schedule coming). Some fresh air and sun just might do one some good!



Here we find A’s head coach, Chuck the Chuckster, pitching. Little may know, but GoggleQuad and his team at the Lair of Quadritude have reason to believe, the Chuckster will on occasion pitch a knuckleball, slider, curve, sinker, and even a spitball (I think we should keep an eye out for Vaseline and/or sandpaper that he might be hiding under his hat).







But contrary to what the Chuckster throws, these ball players can hit whatever is tossed at them.









Here the batter gets a hold of one of Chuckster’s Knuckle balls for a single.























This weeks Goggle Play of the Day goes to Shaun of the A’s, with bases loaded, catching the opposing team off guard with a hit up the first base line. After an error throw to first, Shaun heads for second, and then steals third!!! The throw to third was overshot and Shaun comes in for an in the park homerun!!!






























Friday, May 19, 2006

Demanding Side-kick on Elevated Alert at the Lair of Quadritude

Here we find the Demanding Side-kick, a BIG vicious (Sarcasm) Doberman Pincher, hard at work on Elevated Alert, guarding the Lair of Quadritude.







"GOUNDHOGS Crossing the Border!!! ATTACK Pincher, Doberman Pincher, ATTACK!!!"





(BIG YAWN)



"Aaaaaaaaaaah, Did you say dinner is ready? No? Ok..."


Monday, May 15, 2006

Double Rainbow Appears Over the Lair of Quadritude




(Goggle Launch way. Used when engaging GoggleDrive)





































"Wood pile assemble..."































Wednesday, May 10, 2006

GoggleMobile Drive Modes

Overview

The GoggleMobile is a stock Permobil Street Corpus retro fitted with the latest technologies known to man. The standard frame tubing, tires and other solids of the Permobil Street Corpus has been replaced with aerogel technology and is loaded with an infinite number of programmable modes for driving, combat, stealth, flight, and other classified gadgetry.


Normal - Drives like a normal wheelchair at the documented 10km per hour.

Tank - Once engaged in Tank Mode, the GoggleMobile extends a tank tread unto it’s’ under belly giving it the same capabilities of the M2 Bradley Tank.

Hydrofoil - With Hydrofoil drive mode, GoggleQuad can hover over and move threw water as the GoggleMobile converts into a hi-tech hovercraft.


Plasma (AKA GoggleDrive) - This mode propels GoggleQuad to speeds from zero to above mach 16. In other words, at top speed bugs get permanently infused into ones teeth.


Fusion Rocket - This mode basically just sucks GoggleQuad’s cheeks behind his ears. We’ll try to get some pictures of GoggleQuad in this mode, although, at these speeds he’s just a blur.


Experimental - You don’t want to know! Beside, its top secret!!!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Super heroes on the field – Challenger Baseball Opener!!!

Challenger Baseball - Don't miss it!!!

Tune into LIVE updates between innings for score updates, statistics, injury reports, highlight pictures, and more from the Challenger Baseball Opener!!!

GoggleQuad LIVE

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Tank Chair – All Attitude!!!

While describing the GoggleMobile, I thought I would also raise awareness of other super hero pioneers pushing the envelope in wheelchair technology.





Meet the TANK CHAIR!!! This chair is all attitude and is clearly saying, “I’ll take you wherever you want to go!!!”


Photo Gallery (Must see)





(Not sure if that's the appropriate eye wear for such a chair?)





Monday, May 01, 2006

GoggleMobile Overview

The GoggleMobile is a stock Permobil Street Corpus retro fitted with the latest technologies known to man. The standard frame tubing, tires and other solids of the Permobil Street Corpus has been replaced with aerogel technology and is loaded with an infinite number of programmable modes for driving, combat, stealth, flight, and other classified gadgetry.

The GoggleMobile is powered by a top secret antimatter generator which generates enough energy to fuel its super hero drive modes, like the plasma engine and fusion rocket.



(Goggle Command Center)

The GoggleMobile is augmented, of course, with its super Goggles. The Goggles are similar to that what an apache helicopter pilot might experience with the exception they do a whole lot more, which we will get into later.

GoggleQuad and the Temple of Wood (Final)


Last week we left with GoggleQuad speeding toward the Temple of Wood at Full Pleasure Mode...



(Drum roll) ...








"Full Pleasure Mode ahead..."












"Climb GoggleMobile, climb..."











"Into Tank Mode..."












"Up, up, and away..."











"The sky is the limit..."













(Theme music playing)

Golly GoggleForce!!!








"Hmmmmm... now, down....... Ah, hellooo, any R5 super heros around?"




The Temple of Wood (Part 1)
The Temple of Wood (Part 2)