Doubting all doubters and crazy nay Sayers; GoggleQuad endeavors on a 16 mile journey across the country to the office. Departing the Lair of Quadritude he heads south at mach 10 km\h.
Near mile marker two, he streams by the watching Alpacas, an elephant type creature, only smaller, skinnier, more hair, standing ears, a longer neck, and no trunk or tusks. Some might even say lama like.
After passing two police officer officials, one on the way in, and one on the way back, between mile marker six and seven, I’m sure GoggleQuad was the next day’s discussion over coffee and doughnuts. “Hey, was that a motorcycle, no it was a bicycle, no it was more like a horse and buggy without the road apples, tail, buggy or horse.” No it was a wheelchair with halogen and hazard lights! “What, that is just crazy!” It was GoggleQuad and he says, “We will see how crazy it was when gas prices are between $5 and $10 a gallon.”
While GoggleQuad was being pushed up the last hill by one of his super hero friends from the special R5 Squad, on his return journey(the 16 to 20 mile limit appeared to be accurate), he pondered over the paradox of the two dead squirrels, lying side-by-side flat on their backs’, deader than a door nail. How do two squirrels become dead along the road to be laying belly up together in harmony? There were no power lines around. Did this occur from criminal misconduct or perhaps a crime of passion? Could they have been doing the nasty while getting hit by car? They did appear to have little smiles on their faces.
Sounds like this could be a future adventure for GoggleQuad…
The Temple of Wood (Part 1)
2 comments:
Surely you should be wearing a helmet when driving around in that contraption. Watch out for trees that jump out in front of you! However, I do enjoy your adventures LOL
The trees don't move as fast as the walls I always seem to run in to. Walls and Doorways are the fastest self moving objects.
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