Saturday, April 22, 2006

What’s Coming in May 2006


  • The conclusion of the Temple of Wood

  • GoggleQuad and friends take an adventure to the 1747 German Reformed Church and former hospital during the Revolution. Will they find orbs and poltergeist?

  • The introduction of some of GoggleQuad’s nemeses, like Dependency Dan, Sue Surely Stoppingsteps, and Curbey C. Cannot.

  • Learn more about the GoggleMobile, Demanding side-kick, and the Lair of Quadritude.

  • And much, much, more…

GoggleQuad and the Temple of Wood 2 (To be continued...)

In the previous adventure, we find GoggleQuad debating whether his GoggleMobile can climb this colossal of 2 foot by 0.000254 kilometers diameter real life dendrimers.





A wise one once told GoggleQuad, "You never know till you find out!"










With that in mind, GoggleQuad and his demanding side-kick decide to go for it!!!










GoggleQuad approaches position! Don’t tell me he is planning to drag that poor dog up there???










He takes one last look, ejects his demanding side-kick, and…












Thrusts the joystick to full pleasure mode...
















With tires spinning and lifting off the ground, GoggleQuad takes off playing a game of chicken with the wall of wood!

Will he climb to the top? Will he come to a quick stop or perhaps he will he get a tire pop?

Tune in and find out if he could...



The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

GoggleQuad and the Temple of Wood (To be continued...)



GoggleQuad contemplates the Temple of Wood...



"E=MC*GogglePower Hmmmmmm...."



"Whatcha think demanding side-kick?"



"I don't know... GoggleQuad."



"What do you people in blog land think? Can it be conquered?"















The Temple of Wood (Part 2)
The Temple of Wood (Part 3)

Monday, April 17, 2006

The Road to No Where


While bouncing along the dirt road to no where, GoggleQuad snaps some pictures…




GoggleQuad speaks to his nameless side kick, “Hey, demanding side-kick, do you have any idea where we are?”


“Whyooooof, I think we found a bridge, Davey? Let me sniff for trolls! Meanwhile, look at my butt. I bet it makes George Michael jealous. Look at it! Isn’t it even cuter than Dana Carvey playing George Michael? ” replies his demanding side-kick. Continuing she adds, “You better flash the secret R5 Super Hero sign in the sky; I think we’re in need of one!”

“Great idea demanding side-kick,” responds GoggleQuad.



Demanding side-kick, “Doesn’t Chief Nothingness live around here?”

GoggleQuad, “I know he lives between some where and no where…”



A R5 Super Hero emerges...



Horses pickup the R5 Super Power genes...



The R5 Super Hero arrives...



"Sir, GoggleQuad, would you like a sandwhich and a spot of tea?"










The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

Saturday, April 15, 2006

GoggleQuad analyzes alternative state turnpike entry points


GoggleQuad analyzes alternative state turnpike entry points in attempt to be able to engage GoggleDrive, a gear that propels GoggleQuad to super hero speeds, as quick as possible. GoggleDrive does not qualify for EZ Pass and GoogleQuad has yet to figure how to get the turnpike ticket from the normal entry points.





The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

Friday, April 14, 2006

GoggleQuad Procreators

"I think the hat is making my head tingle..."







"It tickles, hehe!"









In a recent interview for Super Hero Weekly, the newly seniors we’re asked what it was like learning they are parents of a Super Hero. After hours of mumbling of senselessness the two only seemed concerned with what new AARP junk mail might be coming, one armed bandits, and whether they are entitled to any discounts on super hero merchandise.


The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

Saturday, April 08, 2006

GoggleQuad Nominates Himself as R5 Super Hero Poster Child




In the event to help raise awareness of the growing Healthcare crisis in America, GoggleQuad nominates himself as the 1st R5 Super Hero Poster Child!

GoggleQuad and his demanding side kick are always in seek of more super hero friends for Adventures of the Home Front. If you possess the R5 super power genes and are interested in joining the team in the Lair of Quadritude, please call (717) 291-9000 or gogglequad@gmail.com

http://www.bayada.com/jobshortage.shtml

http://www.bayada.com/Heroes/heroes.shtml

Quest for R5 Super Heroes!!!



I wonder if there any R5 Super Heroes around?






I believe my demanding side-kick has picked up on a r5 Super Power scent.






Could it be a new super hero friend?





NO!!! It's a Grrroundhog! ATTACK!!!






You are mine!!! You pestilent!!!






The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

The Mystery of the Squirrels


In the prior episode, GoggleQuad pondered over the paradox of the two dead squirrels, lying side-by-side flat on their backs’, deader than a door nail. How do two squirrels become dead along the road to be laying belly up together in harmony? There were no power lines around. Did this occur from criminal misconduct or perhaps a crime of passion? Could they have been doing the nasty while getting hit by car? They did appear to have little smiles on their faces.

We now find GoggleQuad in his Lair of Quadritude continuing his thoughts on Squirrels…



GoggleQuad's demanding side-kick reminds him of the Groundhogs who are taking over the Lair of Quadritude...

"Yes, groundhogs..." Responds GoggleQuad!










GROUNDHOGS!!! VERMINTS!!!









"Time for Mission Groundhog Day Rundown!!!"







The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

Thursday, April 06, 2006

GoggleQuad takes 16 mile trek to the office!


Doubting all doubters and crazy nay Sayers; GoggleQuad endeavors on a 16 mile journey across the country to the office. Departing the Lair of Quadritude he heads south at mach 10 km\h.


Near mile marker two, he streams by the watching Alpacas, an elephant type creature, only smaller, skinnier, more hair, standing ears, a longer neck, and no trunk or tusks. Some might even say lama like.

After passing two police officer officials, one on the way in, and one on the way back, between mile marker six and seven, I’m sure GoggleQuad was the next day’s discussion over coffee and doughnuts. “Hey, was that a motorcycle, no it was a bicycle, no it was more like a horse and buggy without the road apples, tail, buggy or horse.” No it was a wheelchair with halogen and hazard lights! “What, that is just crazy!” It was GoggleQuad and he says, “We will see how crazy it was when gas prices are between $5 and $10 a gallon.”




While GoggleQuad was being pushed up the last hill by one of his super hero friends from the special R5 Squad, on his return journey(the 16 to 20 mile limit appeared to be accurate), he pondered over the paradox of the two dead squirrels, lying side-by-side flat on their backs’, deader than a door nail. How do two squirrels become dead along the road to be laying belly up together in harmony? There were no power lines around. Did this occur from criminal misconduct or perhaps a crime of passion? Could they have been doing the nasty while getting hit by car? They did appear to have little smiles on their faces.

Sounds like this could be a future adventure for GoggleQuad…




The Temple of Wood (Part 1)

GoggleQuad vs. Rockbed


GoggleQuad is born and takes on his first challenge!!!